12.24.2009

Life Lessons

Life Lessons that only physics could truly teach you
  1. The fatter you are the more attractive you are.
  2. Everyone is a rough object.
  3. Trains are hard to stop.
  4. Electrons don't like to be watched.
  5. Diamonds only pretty if they are cut right.
  6. Santa Claus lives at the South Pole.
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